maybeitsmeganline:

dutchster:

hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i’d like to see how angels hide their wings.

that was a double pick up line wow

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

youwontwin:

aprisity:

blackcatbelle:

view from work today. 

the dream

perfect

next time i see you im going to post a photo of you sleeping.

COME AT ME im like sleeping beauty bitch im flawless even when im passed the fuck out